AKA Trub, Trub Trub, Biggest Baby, El Bebé Mas Grande, Tramble, Meatball.

He is a good big brother and an avid Philly Sports Fan. He claims to be a lawyer and to have frequent business calls in Macau, but I personally wouldn't invest in anything he sells you.

Chantilly AKA Tilly, Tillimook, Mookie, Mookus, Schmoop, Schmoopus, Tillimukus, Big Stink, Little Goblin, The Thing That Stares Back When You Stares Into the Abyss.

Tilly is naturally squiggly and blurry. She loves pro wrestling. Yes, her eyes are frequently different sizes. Yes, the dimension she is from would drive a normal mortal insane. No, she will not sign autographs at the airport.

AKA Rutland my Transgressing Boy (this is a Richard II reference), Oatmeal, Merle, Tiny Cat, Baby Boy, Monster, A Menace.

He enjoys leaping over Tilly and learning Tilly's Grecco-Mukus wrestling technique. A born and bred Marylander, he roots for the O's and the Ravens.